If this hip is Christmas and this hip is New Year’s, why don’t you come up and see me sometime between the holidays?

We’ll know if the Queen paid off the debt because there will be a whole slew of new photos of William’s and Kate’s kids in the media.

Ridiculous. There’s only one King of the Bourbons.

Yeah I mean this isn’t great but it’s far from the worst reaction. Jezebel writers’ reflexive negativity isn’t hitting the way it used to. This isn’t snarky, it’s just desperate fault-finding.

Yeah.  I’m not that mad at this.  I think she’s coming from a sincere place, and it’s modern interpretative dance - certainly that medium doesn’t speak to everyone. 

It’s kinda lame but if you are an artist you’ll process things through art. I’m not going to get mad at white people for being sad. Everyone with a heart is sad rn. 

Is your name Rasputin, by chance?

He's pretty hot even if he's nuts tbh

This handsome fella better watch out or he’s gonna be the next Widow Capet.

Yah, someone needs to explain to him that if ... on the extremely remote chance that France would begin to consider the possibility of thinking about the vague likelihood of forming a concept committee to investigate and market research the support for a new French monarchy with the aim of producing a preliminary…

His royal grandad renounced to his rights to inherit shit. He has no real claims to anything. 

As icing on the cake, he’s also the great-grandson of Francisco Franco.

I don’t care about his wife leaving him. His history of abuse on the police force is long and storied. She is not the hero for leaving him.

There’s a lot of royals using the scam of being distantly accessible to a throne to make money. I took a brief look at the family tree and though there’s tons of women in the line of succession this still puts Louis way out of the way. I don’t know if he’s serious about his position, since he only referred to himself…

“If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.”

I know what you wanna do!

Blanche’s devotion to her xylophone is one of the great love stories of cinematic history.

That’s her (Soon to be ex-)husband David Barbour on the guitar in the second clip, It’s A Godd Day. I only found out about him a a couple of days ago when the Guardian ran this clip on their article on Miss Peggy Lee:

Thank you for this!

Remember, to be beautiful and natural is the birthright of every woman.