Swear to Cthulhu I thought that was Chef Gordon Ramsey in the header image. My only thought was “Christ! This motherfucker leave the kitchen for anything?”

So when’s he gonna make a refrigerator toilet?

If you flip the image and invert the colors you can read on the bottom right of the Switch screen: Metroid Prime 4 will be released in 2018

seriously, every second or third article on KOTAKU is about trump. Is this really necessary ? I’m not coming to kotaku to be bombarded with political news.

It’s interesting, this new Monkey’s Paw strategy from Nintendo:

Jonathan Blow’s next puzzle game, The Witness, arrives January 26, and he’s announced it’ll cost you $40 on PS4 and PC. While a game’s pricing is not usually noteworthy—and Blow has been raising expectations on The Witness for a while now—I suspect this may come as a surprise for some people. Heads up!

The DDoS'ing was stupid enough, but I feel like now they're legitimately going to have 3 letter agencies coming after them as a terrorist group. Dumbass scriptkiddies.

Dedicated to my son, Jake (love you buddy!) :)