Are you implying that other outfielders don't know how to play a ball off the wall? Shame on you.

Jesus, I had to watch that video like 20 times to figure out what the hell was going on. Houston has a baseball team?

Look, birds have to nudge their young out of the nest, right? This is pretty much just like that, except I've never had the urge to swing a lead pipe into a bird's nuts as hard as fucking possible.

I'm now a LeBron fan.

The best part for City fans is that if they had an EPL list, Man Utd. would probably rank last this time around (their payroll isn't quite that of Chelsea or City but their crappiness this campaign has been rather breathtaking at times).

You're goddamn right. Go City.

"...not that we're complaining seeing how a large inefficient payroll has made a historically crappy team relevant in the most popular league in the world as opposed to having a small efficient payroll that equates to finishing above the relegation zone. "

"I liked soccer before it was cool!"

Salazar's Fantasy Line:

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I guess I'm just old, but when did we start referring to Cristiano Ronaldo as just Ronaldo on first reference? When I hear Ronaldo I think of the Brazilian Ronaldo, who really was the Ronaldo of his era. And yet now everybody just called CR Ronaldo and while yea it's fine we can assume you're talking about the active…

Fuck you Drake.

Yikes. Who else noticed the threaded end of the steering shaft pointing directly at Jr.'s chest, while the car was still moving and being passed by other cars......

The twister continued its rampage down to Houston, where, after a short delay, no one seemed to notice the Astros' outfielders had been replaced with 3 of Mr. Flannery's prized cows.