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This guy's show is awesome.

I would marry this girl after 1 sandwich. HAVE YOU SEEN THE KINDS OF SANDWICHES SHE MAKES?!?! http://300sandwiches.com/

Yeah. English Rugby. Funny though.

I thought this was hilarious. Deadspin fails at this one.

This is one of the most amazing responses I've ever seen

Why, oh why did I think you would defend MLS? lol

I have no idea why my ipad changed it to "atommy" lmao. Twice even.

Ligament. That's what I meant. Thanks for correcting.

That's true as well. Overuse. Lack of training. Could be a combination. Because pitching is not training and strengthening. In the case of Fernandez (I just keep using him as an example because it's the freshest case), he barely pitched at all. He didn't have…

Having a high pitch count does not ruin your arm or your elbow. The lack of training does. The MLB trainers do a horrible job at keeping tendons strong. I read somewhere that atommy John's are happening every 2.8 days or thereabouts. Before, that was unheard of. Jose Fernandez, for instance, did not have enough…

Totally agree.

I'm 25 and remember doing these in elementary school.

OH MY GOD. Thank you.

So essentially, these shitty movies are millionaires taking stabs at each other??

You're right man. What a bummer for both of them :/

I am a mouth breather at times :/

One of the best goals I've ever seen

Well played sir

I thought you were talking about watching this at church. Because I, like I thought you did, watched it while listening to my pastor. Don't know if that's what made me feel strange, or Malkin awkward hands.

He's saying that he has 15 goals in the UCL. A new record after surpassing Lionel Messi. It is still a Ronaldo thing because he is self-loving enough to care about his own personal records. He added a 16th later in the match. This is a VERY! Cristiano Ronaldo thing to do.