I’m pretty sure Gamrat just broke through the whole “philandering politician public apology with embarrassed spouse at side” glass ceiling by being the first female politician to do that tap dance with her husband at her side singing Tammy Wynette’s tune.

Ugh, Pivot’s been showing “You Got Trumped”, I just watched it last night. The Scottish side of me is seething over what he did to those poor people just trying to live their lives on their own property surrounded by a scientifically unique and protected wetlands and shoreline. Trump destroyed those dunes, and used…

That’s how the DC Snipers were able to get away with killing so many people. The cops had everyone on the lookout for a white box van, but it was like an Oldsmobile or some kind of older car with a big trunk. They cut a hole where the lock went, pick an out of the way spot in a parking lot with a view to their chosen…

They actually have a memorial wall that people can buy plaques for their aborted fetuses, they design it like a tombstone with a name and death date, kind of like the Vietnam Memorial, but you know, for fetuses. I’m not kidding. Google National Memorial for the Unborn, it’s in Chattanooga. They have a virtual wall too…

Ya, but it was long after her Punky days and before her Sabrina the Teen Age Witch: The College Years, so she wasn’t quite so in the limelight. I think she actually had to have at least a 2nd reduction done because she grew out of the first, poor girl. I remember that Punky Brewster episode when she gets obsessed with…

I feel as if I just read a Brett Easton Ellis book synopsis.

She should’ve answered: “Sure did, I’m gonna put them on right after I put on this giant strap on dildo I’m gonna peg you with. I’d lube up if I were you!”

If I’ve learned anything in the past 3 yrs it’s

And how many years in jail did that poor woman in Florida get for just firing a warning shot at the ceiling above the bastard who was trying to kill her get? The prosecutor who let Zimmerman walk had no problem ignoring her “but he’s been beating me and was trying to kill me in my own home” defense, I’m sure the state…

If she filed a false report with the state department falsely accusing her ex of various crimes, wouldn’t the state department charge her with perjury or something? I know if I make a false police report I’d be charged with a crime. I don’t think you can just lie to the government to get someone deported and if it…

Not when you’re interning, they aren’t office slaves. They’re students there for real world work experience within their field of study, and no one needs to gain real life experience picking up someone’s dry cleaning. The office can just hire someone for that.

As high speed as it gets here in the states :-(

Ya, but if we’re going down this road, then Martha would beat them both. She is the original and still the queen of lifestyle improvement through quirky crafting and tablescapes. Besides, she’s been to jail! Can you imagine?! Not only would Martha teach you how to make a shiv but she’d also show you how to pretty it…

I’ve taken to shipping my parents my “luggage” before a flight, it’s really just a medium sized box that my clothes and shoes go into then I pack a small carry on. They’re gonna charge me just as much, if not more, to take it with me on the plane and at least with FedEx I can track the package. I give it to a baggage…

By the sound of it, it seems that the sheriff could pull this asshole over any time, day or night, and find him three sheets to the wind.

This is what happens when you allow your Public Relations office to be run by a bunch of marketing majors working on their senior thesis.

I remember that scene from Bend it Like Beckham, when the older sister is leaving for her wedding and her aunts are admonishing her for smiling. I thought it was hilarious!

Because that is far too reasonable a response to the situation.

Yes, we have potato bread, it’s delicious! Do you have King’s Hawaiian Rolls, ‘cause those are the best!

I hope Opie here and Lila Rose get together and have nothing but gay baby after gay baby.* I can just imagine their wedding night; honeymoon suite filled with rosary beads, crucifixes and posters of dismembered fetuses. They make a sex tape but later edit it to make it appear that they never took off their clothes and…