This deserved all the stars.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

I hate this movie for several of the reasons you list. I also thought that framing it like a mockumentary keeps all of the characters at a remove and makes it all as voyeuristic as it was when it played out in the ‘90s. And then, during so many of the action (i.e. not faux-talking head interviews), the characters…

Whenever I hear “we built this city”, it reminds me of the first time I heard it; which was blaring over the speakers at the entrance to Hersheypark. The formulaic joy of this song seems perfect for the environment of an amusement park.

The song has a catchy hook and is nowhere near the worst music of all time.

Screw you, questionable authority of Wikipedia! “We Built This City” is great!

Seriously, no Nickelback? I mean, I get that hating on them is a little cliche, but I think “Photograph” is quite possibly the worst song I’ve heard in my entire life.

It’s the least they can do now that God is dead, nothing is real and Colin Jost is dating Scarlett Johansson.

Sir, I will not tolerate you trying to marginalize Heidi Gardner, especially after years of watching the overrated Kristen Wiig reign

There are few things more inherently satisfying than the sight of Colin Jost being repeatedly pounded in the face by Kyle, Beck, Tiffany and Lorne. Thank you for that, ‘SNL.’

It’s fantastic. This montage is weird and ruins the general pacing.

I mean...the sexy goldfish is kinda great. If you’re gonna be a sexy anything, I say go with the unexpected every time. I once went to a party as a sexy spoon and it was my favorite costume ever.

Like all women, I love to be told to smile more but I could never figure out how to really work that into my daily routine. Until now!

Sword canes are illegal in my state. I do own one (purchased before the law was in place) but it sits in my closet. My fighting cane, as I call it, is metal, adjustable in length, with a hard wooden ball handle that can land a nasty blow. I’d rather use it than a sword cane, really. And I can’t get in trouble with the…

That’s impossible, blue base is incredibly difficult to remove, she would have had to bleach it out with at 20-30 volume cream. What a fucking moron. She doesn’t get to say she was punk or any type of rebellious kid. Fuck her and her family.

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

And just to clarify my post: I firmly believe Trump is using the flag as a political tool, which is the ultimate disrespect of the Stars and Stripes to me.