JenniferKubus
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JenniferKubus

Today I met my future kittens. So I’ll share fuzzy, fat 4 week old kittens.

Activate poison by boner.

Pictures RIGHT NOW.

The highest of fives for uncooked kitties!

I just finished feeding the 4 two week old foster kittens that are currently in my bathtub!

Gimme

KITTEHHHHHHSSSS!

You need a doctor.

AND NO ONE KICKED HER OUT OF THE FUCKING MALL!

I wondered if it was a cosmetic procedure until I read that Rob Kardashian also has a huge caboose. Do I think he would have arranged for surgical enhancement?

I’m so sick of Kim bitching about how she’s gained weight. Sweetie, you’re a millionaire. You can afford a personal trainer and a nutritionist. And if you really wanna go there, maybe you should consider removing whatever you put in your ass years ago.

You (or perhaps Jezebel staff as a whole?) are so great at finding the most plastic pics of Kim, it’s a fucking gift.

Travolta + Schwarzenegger + Liotta = WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?

John Travolta is the finest thespian that has ever lived. All of you ingrates criticizing Lord Travolta OT VIII are going to regret it very soon.

He looks like a mixture of Travolta and Ray Liotta and it’s freaking me out, man