What in the sweet everloving fuck was that? What message is it supposed to convey? Why are 13-year-olds watching it? Why does it exist?

But still not as disturbing as reading about "rectal feeding" which I also did today, thanks to Dick Cheney. Fuck him.

What. The. Fuck. What the actual fuck. What did I just watch?

Damn, babe, you are on a ROLL tonight!

Typing on phone. Not on drugs.

Unfortunately, it's always those kids who NEED to attend more than anyone else!

I don't understand the pearl clutching about social justice

For what it's worth, I know a very precocious 13 year old who lives in Lafayette, and she told me that her school is covered in Shrek photos and quotes because all the kids there are obsessed with it. And I'm talking about the "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video, not the actual kid's movie :/ I'm 10 years older than…

If teenagers insist on having sex, let's make sure they feel guilty and ashamed and have issues (or unwanted children) which will ruin sex for them forever. That'll learn 'em!

So does everyone. We're not some persecuted minority.

I don't care how old someone gets, they start acting like this, they can go fuck themselves, as far as I'm concerned.

Your grandmother might literally have been the devil.

I'VE GOT SHIT TO DO SOMETIMES, DAMMIT.

I absolutely did.

OK, so, every name I use is a pseudonym unless someone deliberately asks me to use their kinja name or their real name. Ordinarily, I use the same initials but change the rest of the name completely. This is a special case, tho — her actual name is so epic that I had to come up with something equally (but differently)…

I remember the whole "old people that want you to have their orders memorized" thing. As if saying "a sausage biscuit and senior decaf" was going to shorten his life expectancy.

I have never been a server but from what I have heard, my grandmother was the worst restaurant customer. First, on road trips during the 40's to 60's when chains were not as prevalent, she would walk into a restaurant, take a deep sniff of the air and if she thought she smelled burt grease, she would leave…

Should I act on this pipe dream

cranky old people are just a delight, aren't they?