....you realize Will's first son is actually William III, right? That's why his nickname is Trey (Yes, I used to be a hardcore Will Smith fan back in the 90s. I admit this.)

But he would WANT you to get pregnant. Then make you keep his spawn. EEEVIL!!! :-P

Because when you walk through the doors of PP, you are automatically inseminated, right?

Duh, don't you know taking birth control is the same as having an abortion? (Says no informed individual, ever)

Except in South Dakota. Let's just say my pure breed got knocked up by her son, also had such a huge issue with her first pregnancy but NO vet would touch this. "We don't kill puppies!" is what I heard from the vet offices (keep in mind I had called the office within days of them getting stuck as a precaution). And…

You do realize this is probably James Franco's mantra he recites every morning, right?

Honestly, the thing I don't get is HOW Beyonce's lips look SO huge in the untouched photos. Seriously! (Also it does bug me that pretty much every released photo of Beyonce has been photoshopped. That's where the unrealistic expectations of her looks come from)

Obviously Bristol - at least she doesn't look frumpy in it. Poor Sarah, trying to look 30 years younger than she is in a very "age-adding" dress

Ladies....

Wouldn't be surprised if he wore the banana wrap thing they use in the movies.

You know, I honestly thought the lyric was "She had to know that he was beating on me like a drum." I like my version better.

But your baby doesn't have a crown touching her ears! Mine is the same way, and will let me dress her up or put random things on her. BUT they cannot touch her ears. If they do, yeah...she will fling it off :)

You must meet my girl. She's ridiculous - jumps in the river when we should be walking the trail; loves swimming in the kiddie pool in the summer. Plus if I bath her at home during the winter, I can actually get her to run underneath the shower to wash off the soap. Pretty nifty

These HAVE to be CGI inserted right...there's no way a corgi would stay still long enough to take a photo with something touching it's ears!

I'm blaming that guy. If he didn't toss those Skittles and have a freak fire sprinkler accident, that pass wouldn't have been intercepted! ;-)

Will have to check this out, thanks!

I want to be an invisible bf/gf. Get paid to text random people who don't get my ph#? SCORE

Agreed, that song is sexy

Which therefore means I'm beyond poor, because NYU is waaaay out of my league in school pricing ;-)

It's so sad to make an Adam Levine crack IRL and people just go off about how "sexy" he is.