Jason Momoa is fine. He’s just wearing glasses and his “around the house” clothes. What do you wear when hanging around the house -- a ball gown?

It’s so simultaneously sappy, condescending, and low key emotionally violent that it’s like Vin Diesel is competing to be America’s worst mother-in-law.

Honestly when I see men that claim to want to be child free but they don’t get a vasectomy I give a huge side eye. It’s almost saying I don’t want to have kids with my partner but I want to keep my options open for someone else. 

About a week ago, when Alec Baldwin gave that incredibly tone-deaf interview following the shooting on the Rust set, another commenter and I joked about creating a PR firm whose main strategy was a roll of duct tape to keep these people from walking into such easily avoidable problems. It should not be this hard to…

“flashing her bare bum, screaming at total strangers, and shaving her head”

So, behaving like half of my college students. Behaving like a young adult. None of these things rise to concerning self harm, rather, they’re mildly embarrassing and risked the income of the industry that was Britney Spears.

Old enough to understand how silly it is to play armchair therapist.

So you’re in favor of them abusing children, thereby creating victims worthy of help?

i just spit my coffee out laughing at “my vagina self cremated”

Maybe an unpopular opinion here, but it’s mine.

What a cunt move, Shannon. “Alec Baldwin discharged a firearm on the set of his latest film” is followed soon thereafter with, “The firearm, which is being referred to as a “prop gun” in the media without any definitive proof that it was not a real firearm...”

“…and the compliments came rollling in and it was so weird to be told how great I looked when I was at my lowest.”

Many years ago, my friend freed herself of a long heroin addiction, and put on twenty pounds pretty quickly, because she was eating healthy food, and her father almost immediately started nagging her about her weight.

I think you hit the nail on the head. It’s kind of a shitty trap that I can see a lot of them falling into. Like Oprah, as she mentioned. Or Kirstie Alley. You lose weight and get a sponsor and I would imagine at that point the pressure is immense and the fear of falling off the wagon is immense and it all snowballs…

John’s ex-wife isn’t responsible for curing his addiction, either. And if memory serves correctly, he’s the one who asked for the divorce and blindsided her. 

She didn’t leave him, he left her. THAT is a known fact, and the rest sounds like you projecting all over the place.

I cackled @ fuck them

Bring back OG Jezebel

Jez was BUILT on this and for this.

Yo FUCK John Mulaney and FUCK Olivia Munn. They’re pieces of shit who publicly danced on the grave of this woman’s marriage.

Good on her for taking the high road and living her best life.

I look forward the inevitable Jez article dissecting the remains of Mulaney…

Yeah this article doesn’t provide much context. I was actually sympathetic to Sonya at first (emailing someone to ask why they didn’t “like” your kidney post is extremely fucking insane and I would say anything - including “I value our relationship” when it clearly isn’t true - to get out of an exchange with such a…

I think what made this story insanely popular (besides pandemic boredom) is that everyone involved comes across as an asshole, but a relatable asshole. We’ve all known a Sonya or a Dawn, some of us have been a Sonya or a Dawn, and not a damn one of us would want our bitchy group texts printed in the New York Times.