Ya welcome, but my vagina is not. It’s dryer than my Father In Laws Thanksgiving turkey.

Blake Shelton is the opposite of sexy. I’m certain he doesn’t have any genitalia. My vagina self cremated thinking of him. I wondered if all men other than him and Donald Trump had died that year.

He also seems like he’d be fun in the sack. 

Pishaw, I and 4 of my fellow 38 year old friends had babies this year. 3 of them had their first. None of us used any medical intervention. In our modern world, 38 is normal to be pregnant.

Also saw Douglas and laughed so hard I peed a little. She is hilarious, delightful and thoughtful.

My God, if there was ever an illustration that the talk about weight is not about health this story perfectly encapsulates that notion.

Easter does have bomb ass candy though.

I was so sad that Victoria Stillwell was canceled and Milan’s show went on. She was a much better trainer and had a bigger variety of issues beyond aggressive/fearful dogs. Like obsessive issues with the dog that licked mirrors. 

I would say the lightening speed this happened after two close stints in rehab do not make me think this man is keeping his shit together. I’m worried that this is an addict doing some stupid distracting himself from himself things. I hope I’m wrong.

Where does Missy fit into all of this? Or Queen Latifa? 

I’m generally an unconcerned parent and I say, you outlaw it and they will do it more or find something even more stupid to do. Ignore it as long as they don’t hurt people.

My husband hates my Birkenstock’s but my shitty knees love them. Shitty knees win. 

He’s probably also one of those guys who purposely likes to fuck with his PC daughter and relishes making her miserable. Fuck that kind of parenting. It really leads to your child trusting you and being close to you. 

South side of Chicago is like that too. My father-in-law is the most racist person I’ve ever met and my family is from the Deep South. He has racist comments for Scandinavians, which I’ve never heard ever before meeting him.

Something HAS to be going on with Faux News or other conservative media outlets as people who have been deeply brainwashed by those outlets have been making nasty remarks on my Facebook.

Neither does being a mom and obviously mothering protect you from that. I was hit on today while holding my infant daughter with my son and husband playing 30 feet from me at the park. 

That’s what I was going to say, all denim skirts below the knee scream Duggar to me.

Off topic (kinda) but I’ve been trying to plant  stuff in my garden to attract native pollinators and I’m pretty sure I have digging bees in my back yard now. I saw a few now that it’s warmed up!!!! Eeeep!

Oh no, I’m in my late 30’s and live in the Bay Area. Those ladies are in their late 40’s at best.

Meh, she’s only a year older than me and I just gave birth 3 weeks ago with no IVF involved. I have a two year old so we are running on similar baby schedules. To each their own, but I’m super happy I had an epidural and wouldn’t want to have a birth where that wasn’t an option. Granted, I did have pitossin during…