I have a daydream that someday we'll stumble across each other in London and she'll invite me to tea...

Who wears short shorts?

God I love that movie. Love Dustin Hoffman. Full of love right now, going off to hug puppies.

My friend spent more than that on medical bills to have her baby. She's insured, just not, you know, FULLY insured, and had an emergency C-section. 'Merica!

YOU CANNOT EAT SIX ALMONDS OR YOU WILL GET FAT only four almonds is acceptable. Your diet book is a lie.

I thought I was the most beautiful thing ever when I was a little kid. Absolutely gorgeous. I would put on underpants and knee socks and run around knowing I looked like a stunning kid version of Superman.

I always eat yogurt, because not only does it help me lose weight, it also helps me have bowel movements, bond with my friends, dress in bright-colored sporty clothes, and lie to people about what I'm having for dessert. Sometimes I put Special K on it if I want to be whisked away to a tropical paradise where I am tan…

Dude, it's DIFFERENT. Everyone knows 66-year-old men are distinguished and 66-year-old women are sad, wrinkled harridans.

Poor J. Biebs.

We're only obsessed with young, beautiful, light-skinned women who commit suicide.

Is that a stock photo? If so, really? If not, who is that?

Capybaras? I don't think they exist.

So, in other words, never have children.

Really? When I think of the worst moral crime a person can commit, I'm usually thinking The Holocaust or Pol Pot or mass genocide and rape.

I'd read the original Little Mermaid before I saw the movie (which perhaps wasn't the best idea). I remember thinking, "Wait, that's IT? That's ALL she goes through? WTF?"

27! My God, I'm surprised her ovaries are still working. Once she hits 28, how will she even be able to heave her withered bulk up from the floor for a blind date, much less grab the fiancee of her dreams?? Oh well, she'll be dead in a year or two anyway.

I don't know, but that cheered me up right away.

Yes, that, thank you.

Yes, thank you.

I've had OCD for... 27 years? Didn't get it well-controlled until 5 years ago, with CBT and meds. Keep trying everything you can think of. Don't give up. OCD sucks but you can get it so muted that you barely notice it some days. If you don't have insurance, find community mental health centers and/ or student…