Jeff DeWitt's saved articles

Wow, the dealership took responsibility. I did not see that coming.

Revive the Model T name just to troll Tesla.

Fucking amateurs.

Yes, and should be coming eligible to put on the National Register for Historic Places.

You are wrong, ma’am. OBJECTIVELY WRONG! These billboards are a wonderful cultural icon of I-95, and should be respected as much.

They tried them in Chicago. Thanks to the 2.5 million residents driving on the Kennedy Expressway that week who didn’t give a fuck and broke the system, Chicago gave them up, too.

Anything with trucks nuts. It was my last semester at university and there’s this lifted red Silve-rad-bro that’s been going there about as long as I have. Only this time he has 4 pairs of truck nuts along the frame. Someone explain this to me.

I love Wranglers... Not because of their offroad ability, but because the 3 door looks great

Tears man... genuine tears.

For what it’s worth, I don’t hate the Prius. Prius drivers, on the other hand...

Perfectly acceptable, it reduces wind noise and makes highway driving much nicer. Winter cruising too.

Buying a car like a Rolls droptop is all for show, so when the car does showy things, it’s for the driver’s ego. I don’t think they’re tools, though. I’ve never thought someone closing the roof in rain was tool-ish.

Nah. It’s delightful, especially on the highway.

Thank you! Convertibles are for people who like the experience of being connected to the world, not insulated from it, while driving. I live in Seattle and put the top down for every respite between rains. And it makes the summer joyous.

You’re obviously not the convertible type. You’re much happier in a noise-insulated box that keeps you in perfect comfort and allows you to ignore the rest of the world around you as much as possible. That’s fine.

You just had a shitty convertible.

Tried to sqeeeze in at the auto show. windshield line right in front of my eyes. 6ft4

This. I’m the only idiot allowed to work on my car.

Removing animals from the equation really only matters to vegetarians and vegans, which, let’s be honest, who cares about them.

If a well-marbled wagyu porterhouse could be safely and cheaply grown in a petri dish, sign me up. Screw the environmental or animal rights arguments, if you can lower the price on a good, delicious steak, you have my full support.