“Once we get to Reddit HQ and find that CEO Expletive-Deleted who is making these stupid changes, we’re gonna make ‘em eat our Expletive-Deleted, then Expletive-Deleted, which is made up of our Expletive-Deleted, then eat their Expletive-Deleted, which is made up of our Expletive-Deleted that we made ‘em eat.”

What do you mean, not run by smart people? The people running this company are rich. You can’t get rich unless you’re really smart.

If your semen looks like toothpaste, visit a doctor immediately.

Dota has (from my understanding, never played myself) plenty of other microtransactions for cosmetics that you can buy directly. Players can also sell cosmetics they own to each other for real money on the Steam Market, from which Valve takes a cut.

Sales of at least 1 million unit atm just screams “small niche market”.

“Huffman is the one who is the ball licker.” 

So they’re, like, showing up to homes and beating mods up?

Battle Passes are one of the worst creations of the past 20 years. Customers are paying for the opportunity to grind. How about you just give me the stuff I paid for?

One man’s toothpaste is another man’s semen

The issue is battle pass content is basically just monetizing what the modder community used to do before games locked down those modders. I remember playing unreal tournament 2004 as Bender from futurama and that was the shit.

Having read through the really deep discussions over on Hacker News, these guys at best would have had the chance to count down from 1.

What’s the odds on it being Orcas continuing their class uprising?

This would have never happened with a Gamecube controller

Didn’t know Gilgamesh was a part-time Power Ranger but here we are. 

if the servers are anything like D3, i think most hardcore characters are going to be killed by disconnect.

Nomura is an absolute crazy person.

To pick your nit even further, they were aircraft carriers.  

shockingly died during, of all things, a loading screen.

I bet you cheered when comments were removed from Deadspin.

Right? This is so cringey.