*Cracks knuckle*

why would you ever let what other people think control what you do ? at the end of the day, its just a video game

Which is clearly not meant to be literal. Also, the quote was:

Due to his accurate knowledge of Fallout 5, Jonathan was then promptly blacklisted by Todd Howard.

They love money but are so disconnected from reality that they don’t understand all the intricate processes in making it

Obviously! The over/under kickback for this decision has to be at LEAST 5 whole dollar per shareholder annually. What will they to do with their newfound riches?! Invest! Invest! Inveeeeessssst! 

Totally worth it.

But, you see, guys: somewhere out there, deep within a shareholder’s portfolio, a number went up a tiny bit.

There is no source. The internet keeps making it up for some reason.

Aya Brea did pop up as a limited character in the mobile game, Final Fantasy: Brave Exvius last year. Complete with Parasite Eve branding.

I mean, they made sure of that anyway with 3rd Birthday’s narrative and ending.

David Zaslav is a cancer that will destroy anything remotely creative if it doesn't give his precious shareholders a chubby in terms of profit

As much as I love Parasite Eve and want to see more, I think the fact that it wasn’t an original Square IP makes this close to impossible. Even when they finally did do a 3rd game on the PSP, they didn’t even use the PE name because it wasn’t theirs. I would LOVE to be proven wrong about this and see them do a remake…

These headlines are giving maximum cringe...

Headlines have gotten very “How do you do, fellow kids?” in the past few years, but I don’t know if zoomers even read Kotaku.

Can the staff there just write normal headlines- instead of portraying themselves an unintelligent?

Okay, this is goddamn stupid. Yes Balatro uses poker as a starting mechanism. There is no actual gambling.

There is literally another farm Oliver’s Farm in the grasslands with standard farm animals. Clearly its from the local dairy farm, not the Chocobo farm...

Clubhouse Games 51, a Nintendo game, has actual gambling in it.

Clearly it’s just regular bovine dairy with chunks of Chocobo meat folded in.

“So we spent money to get this thing that was going to make us money. And now we have less money because those other people didn’t give us money ... we now need money, so .... what if we sell this thing? That would get us some of that money back.”