if only Zenimax’s writer thinks writing isn’t important in games had gotten the axe...

Yeah, my current bottleneck is my pals have priority issues...had to finagle a base to ONLY have ore and no stone deposits. Same thing if you have a ranch. Ranch use outclasses everything, so if you are using a pal that has a drop item it will refuse to do anything else except sit in there.

new game coming out next year will flip the script by letting you puch rocks and grab trees.

5 minutes in, I beat a pal to death with a stick...and an hour in I “tamed” a human with a pistol. sure he just walks around pointing the gun menacingly and never fires it...

My theory is that no actual human was involved in its conception. One of the muckety-mucks typed into ChatGPT “Give me a unique idea for a super successful kid-friendly multiplayer arena game” and it threw back Splatoon with some words changed. Then they headed off to midjourney and typed “90's extreme sports teens…

Square:“We used AI to make a game.”

someone knows the Deep Kojima Lore!

Yukari is introduced outside of the girl’s perception...she oversleeps the first day of work, then steals a kids bike. Then she rushes into the wrong classroom to give her introduction, when they tell her she goes to the right room and THEN meets the girls.

Halo season 2 is coming out in a couple weeks BTW

and yet Harold, who everyone thought was a ghoul lived mostly unmolested (people made fun of him for being a rotting stinking mess, but let him stay in an apartment near the biggest weapons & chems stores in town AND he apparently had plenty of friends in the thieves guild) for a couple decades in the Hub.

yeah...the show writers...and Todd...referring to “The Ghoul”s uniqueness being that he is still in possession of his faculties REALLY puts a damper on my expectations for the quality of this.

they did that too...but it’s only on cellphones

once again bringing up the idea that Jenova and Lavos are the same species...just that Jenova got intercepted by the Ancients before it could burrow into the planet’s core, becoming the opposite of the Frozen Flame, a body without a will.

he loves putting poop in everything...Dr. Slump, Dragonball, Ackman, Kajika, Dragon Quest, Blue Dragon...It’s been a while since I read the Sand Land manga...but there probably were poop jokes in it too.

what are the chances of poop or poop-shaped monsters appearing?

“We stick to videogames here sir. We have plenty of other sites that write about politics, pop culture, the arts, and the rest, and they’re the appropriate place for such work.” ~An Herb

you can already play the beta version...it’s called Craftopia.  They’ve been using it to test features for Palworld for a while now.

What’s the point of a movie if the episodes are an hour long?  It’s just two episodes smushed together... ... ...

Don’t worry, because Squaresoft is focusing the entire future of their company on AI-written NFT Blockchain Play-to-Earn (insert whatever buzzword pops up in 2024) “gaming”!

the quiet part is that they are targeting everyone else running private servers and shutting them down...