lern 2 reed. me know what “gives vibes” means...not “gives” with no vibes.

lern 2 reed. me know what “gives vibes” means...not “gives” with no vibes.

I’m old...what is this newspeak “giving 1995"?

Is the plot of this one Sonic trying to break his dad out of jail?

with “traditional” games, in a non-shit company (so not EA or Activision) the devs would be assigned to new projects after finishing.

wait...didn’t 13 have a system that popped open the encyclopedia every time they said a new word (to that, I mean...CONSTANTLY)? Or did you have to do that yourself...It’s been so long since I’ve played that trashheap...

I was honestly expecting the guy to pick up a gun after he sat down...not a switch controller.

Well...He did shut the one in his office down to stop himself from respawning. But that would have been a better twist ending if after Fontaine revealed himself, Ryan calls you up and offers you a chance at “redemption”...then you can either help Fontaine take over, side with Ryan to reclaim Rapture, or turn on them…

I would actually love it if they let slip that they pulled a Cavia on Microsoft. “Oh so we HAVE to make a game that fits all these bullet points? Oh, we’ll do that...but we’ll make it the ugliest, jankest, shittiest, most agonizing experience ever!”

int random = rand(); 

“We didn’t script the AI very well and just decided to blame it on her being chaotic”

At first I was all “But the dorms on Peragus II!”... ... ...but no...just 4 beds and a really wide sink in each room.

Can somebody make Mickey dressed as Andrew Ryan saying “Is a mouse not entitled to the sweat of his brow? ‘No!’ Says the man in Tallahassee.”

I loved this controller so much...loved that game so much.

FREE THE EARS!

Yeah...I mean how hard is it to set up a couple ebay accounts and slowly sell small batches at a time.  Dude could have had a guaranteed income for years.

when was that? The very first game was a B-movie you could play...the only “scary” thing was the dogs jumping through the windows.

damn, that guy stole a LOT of cards!

aren’t they already doing a new Earthworm Jim series/movie? I vaguely remember something about a Lady Earthworm in another suit of power armor...

In one of the interviews, Ken Levine says that they didn’t want to even have a final boss fight, but 2K “insisted” there be one.