OK guys I might take the official plunge. Basically, I'm tired of watching these games with sketchy quality online. Have any of you bought Versus if your original programming plan didn't have it? If so, how much does that generally cost, do you have to buy it for a whole year, etc.?

I think Illinoise is better, but I'll be the first to admit that I haven't listened to Age of Adz enough yet.

Brandon Flowers: Ay girl, I dream of cherry pies, candy bars, and chocolate chip cookies!

I'll co-sign this measure.

+1

I have worn the thong that was in the dresser

In an epic collision of hipster idolatry...

+1. Was just getting ready to type this exact thing.

I remember sitting on the flight home, dick in my hand, wondering what had just happened.

Awesome. I still get a kick out of watching my mom's nostrils flare when my father reaches for the salt before tasting.

I haven't seen him in here tonight, but I think SteveU's been frothing over it in the last couple of DUANs.

Somewhat off-topic, but if you (or anyone else) read and enjoy SSP then you'd probably really like FiveThirtyEight as well. I'm sure you're aware of it since it has more visibility than SSP and recently got picked up by the NYT, but for anyone else who enjoys cold, logical, yet paradoxically engaging writing should…

Oh, but we can have this conversation tomorrow. I'll be the one drinking heavily because he has no steady job. But be prepared for me to pedantically point out any mistakes you make mixing drinks.

Unfair. Your choice is the equivalent of challenging us to a pickup basketball game and taking Jordan, Wilt, Bird, and God as your teammates. Still, can't go wrong with early 'Mats.

Excuse me, good sir, but the species name need not be capitalized.

Lucas Scott Is Still A Girl-Humping Cheating Heartthrob Lunatic, Chickenshit CW Story Won't Say

"[Y]ou never really save the food you're supposed to save and all that until you're like ‘man, I should have done that.' And that's kind of how you feel bad about it."

"Dammit, Caracter. If you're going to pull this shit in restaurants you need to have someone watching the door. Also, I said 'bang her in the restaurant' not 'bang ON her.' Did I teach you nothing at Louisville?!"

No, I'm in STL for the time being.

Does anyone know what the coverage will be for Hawks-Canucks Game 7? So far I can only find info about how it'll be broadcast in Canada. From what I've read online it seems like the games are usually broadcast on Versus but NBC can take over for the more important games if they want. Anybody know for sure?