Very nice. I saw Daft Punk in 2006, and that was the first time I realized I could actually have fun at an electronica concert. This was in my younger days, when such party aids as alcohol and grass were still a wish. They still absolutely killed it. It was during the Alive tour. Just a great spectacle.

It's all part of Luna's game. It won't be long before she eats Regina and everyone she cares about.

Stupid double post. Great track, though.

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Not to mention that referring to Calhoun as "clean" in any sense is a bit disingenuous.

JIMMER

Interesting. I guess the closest comparison would be Hank Gathers. But he had his candle blown out post-dunk.

I suppose. But when you imagine my 51-year-old mother as the audience instead of hardened Deadspinners, the joke becomes a little more daring. Also, please believe I said it in my best "Amirite?!" voice, complete with head-nodding and stupid, toothy grin.

I like how Hauptmann got caught, too. "Well, a few years have passed, so I'm probably good to start using these relatively obscure gold certificates!" That's why you have to demand those non-consecutive, banded twenties.

TASTELESS JOKE DUAN

*Colin Cowherd turns on SportsCenter*

It's good to know that people are now taking cues from the Liberty City Survivor commercial in Grand Theft Auto III.

Bob Stinson. I know he was out of the band before he died, but had he kept his substance problems in check, I feel like he could've kept Westerberg from running amok in the studio. For reference, see how much better this version is than the one that ended up on Pleased to Meet Me.

These first five minutes should be taught in Lead-Blowing 101. Missed shots, turnovers, and technical fouls? YOU BET.

God that was awesome. I played against Matt Howard, Zach Hahn, and Chase Stigall in high school. Howsabout some legitimate Hoosier State pride?!

I'm fairly certain some money is doled out per usage of "bigs" as well.

Florida needs to win it all so we can see a repeat performance. But seriously, things like this are such a waste of time. Can you imagine all the great stuff that congress could get done otherwise?!

I dare anyone to try to out-lame me.

"I Left Three of My Teeth in Río Segundo"

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