Sad so many women would want to distance themselves from this word, especially since I was one of them once and understand their flawed reasoning very well.

Vote. Mobilize your friends to vote. Don't wait for 2016, start in your local elections.

Okay, I'm done. I'm full of rage. I want to take Texas from the GOP in 2016. I want to light it up blue. I want to see apocalyptic Facebook posts as the GOP watches its cornerstone state, the bedrock of its craziness, crumble into a sea of orange-T-shirt-wearing ladies waving tampons and maxipads in the air. I want…

Aww...See, I knew he was sweet as well as dreamy!

D'you remember when he was a VJ on MTV—back when they played videos—and he always had that guitar with him? I was convinced he was the cutest boy in the world.

What's more, Moon Unit Zappa was a voice in her father's hit "Valley Girl" in the 1980s. I remember it was my first introduction to Zappa.

And Dweezil was a stone cold fox.

"I'm not always an asshole, but when I am, I'm high on catnip."

His sister, the Duchess Mocha-Latte Von FluffyPants is the biter. She'll purr and lull you in to a false sense of security then NIP! SNAP! NIBBLE! you're thinking about whether or not you need to drive to Urgent Care. (That's a twin bed. They are both about 19 pounds of Ragdoll.)