And remember, when the alternative is Jackson telling you to “Take a hike”...

This is the result of a lifetime of immunity from bad behavior.

Obviously it won’t make a difference, but the Old Post Office is a really important old beloved landmark to D.C. residents and it’s a huge insult that he’s ruining it forever. It really matters.

Katy Tur is awesome.

I’m much less enchanted by Emma Thompson after she said working woemn can’t be great moms. I’ve always been proud of my mom for working in the 80s when that still wasn’t done, she’s a great mom. And my grandmother helped build rockets to get men to the moon, while being a mom, so her family would have enough to eat.

Translation: I don’t give a shit about this country so I will sit on my ass and stay home instead, but I will tell everybody I can’t vote for evil so I sound like a concerned citizen.

True...Hillary’s ads that simply play recorded clips spoken by Trump are mean and obviously untrue. Poor Guy.

I have property in one of those slums she worked in. It’s the best slum, the wealthiest slum.

No, it’s not. It’s a million times more respectable and reliable than anything we have in the states.

I will never not be uncomfortable with seeing “nig” in type. Like, I can take the whole word, but the contraction hits my ear even more worse. “Nig moderator”? Ain’t nobody got time for that.

What? Al Jazeera is a global News network. When I was an Analyst in the Marine Corps I found more honest reporting from them then anyone in the World.

Two Dons don’t make it right 

“Skittles are candy. Refugees are people. We don’t feel it’s an appropriate analogy. We will respectfully refrain from further commentary as anything we say could be misinterpreted as marketing.”

Change that to “America: you have just two skittles to choose from and the Orange one will DEFINITELY KILL YOU.”

If I had a bowl of skittles and I told you three would kill you. Would you take a handful?

Yep. Anoraks and trainspotters exist in every fandom and for any conceivable hobby. But I’m not surprised Colbert’s fantasy of choice is about cuddly, jolly, peace-loving faerie folk battling endless waves of faceless, swarthy bogeys manfully and against all odds.

Well, I am very,very black and I can name them. I can also name all of the Primarchs, Legion Number,and Worlds of Rediscovery from Warhammer 40K. A nerd is a nerd.

“To a certain extent you missed the point by asking that question, however, I understand that within that question is your desire to be black.”

That’s a really good question, and I think it comes down to the gap between how characters are coded black in white media, and how black Americans perceive their own culture.