Way ahead of you. They love their alchemy lessons.

THAT’S the lesson you think people should have learned? Go fuck yourself.

This jumped out at me:

If I were going to a suspect neighborhood, Ben Carson is who I would want with me. He’s cool enough to joke while being held at knifepoint, after all.

Can’t wait for when he blames Black Lives Matter for all of their woes. Should be a fun discussion.

Peter Cetera is and always will be the heart of Chicago.

Say what you will about CNN, but their ability to hire women who take no shit and have marvelously expressive “are you fucking kidding me” faces is almost unparalleled.

Someone needs to tell Trump that not all black Americans are poor and / or “urban.” It will blow. his. mind.

If Donald Trump wants to make the city streets safer, he and Dr. Carson should stay off of them.

We just had our baby here two weeks ago. It was getting tense the last few months.

South Floridian here just trying to provide a counter balance to the “see ya, assholes, you won’t be missed” posts that are undoubtedly already here with more coming.

RIP Nightly Show. :(

I believe every word she says regarding her tenure at Fox News.

And here I was thinking that the sub-blog had a deeper meaning:

I always suspected that’s how it would be...

Feminist hair has different chemistry; male tears are like Panteen Pro V to us.

no one asked you.

Derp. I’m also a stupid bitch!

Now i know what a Hillary presidency will do. The White House walls will be stained red. In cabinet meetings, men will stay silent out of fear of being mocked and ignored. Their penises will remain flaccid for next 4 to 8 years.

As a fellow filthy penis-having commenter on Jezebel, this resonates with me.