We just had our baby here two weeks ago. It was getting tense the last few months.

RIP Nightly Show. :(

I believe every word she says regarding her tenure at Fox News.

And here I was thinking that the sub-blog had a deeper meaning:

Lentil Eating Lesbian Shit Ass: My Years as a Moderately Well Received Jezebel Commenter.

WE ARE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!!!

Finally! My moment in the sun!

Thank you; you’ve inspired a movement.

i don’t drink it i just keep it around to throw in bobby’s face

I always suspected that’s how it would be...

Feminist hair has different chemistry; male tears are like Panteen Pro V to us.

Mine was about levels of trust people had for fellow commentators and how that changed with the implementation of Kinja: “’The tightly woven community began to disintegrate:’” A Study of Diminished Trust in the Online Communities on Jezebel.com”

no one asked you.

Derp. I’m also a stupid bitch!

shut up bobby

I can believe every single thing in this piece other than the idea that anyone would drink hot licorice tea.

We are not giving those men at that disgusting “website” our hard-earned traffic created by our male servant Bobby Finger

Now i know what a Hillary presidency will do. The White House walls will be stained red. In cabinet meetings, men will stay silent out of fear of being mocked and ignored. Their penises will remain flaccid for next 4 to 8 years.

As a fellow filthy penis-having commenter on Jezebel, this resonates with me.