It’s there because I put it there.

Also, as was said below, antennas are really cheap and way better than they used to be. I get the HD version of PBS from ours and the quality is gorgeous.

Antennas are less than $50. Do it! Cut that cord! :)

DM Trump: “You enter the yuge room. Roll for save.”

For me personally, I remember watching these shows when I was living in the hood. The way they lived seemed so out of reach, so over the top... and now it’s not. I’m thankful for that. Rags to riches isn’t just for rap stars, people.

Also, GMA needs a good pas rusher from the edge.

They let you smoke on temple grounds in 2006? Damn. Back when he worked security at the DC temple (SURRENDER, DOROTHY!) I think my crazy uncle would’ve pulled a gun on you for that. (They actually 86'ed him from the whole temple for that.)

All I see is blue and black

I once ditched a boring ass Mormon wedding and drove 2 hours to a punk rock show bc I wanted to bang the guitarist. I did, in fact, bang him. And 10 years later I married the drummer.

And here is our mascot.

To be fair, Mississippi.

I’m just sayin’. We have to represent.

As Kristin Taekman of Real Housewives of New York used to say “At least [we’re] pretty”

Hi there, I am a student leader at Portland Community College. I am helping to organize this event. I just wanted to let you know that we are addressing intersections of privilege—in fact, we have multiple workshops about this topic going on this month. Whiteness History Month has been really difficult for our school.…

We do now.

We have Friday kiss parties where we all kiss.

i still don’t know

if ur pushin 40 u should talk to women my pal

I ask this with immense fondness: u mad

Just so long as we get to kill Ted Cruz.