These books do not spark joy.

Long John Silvers is better than RL. Hush Puppies>Biscuits

Oh, wow. Been there recently. I had to borrow from my parents for my lawyer, and I may have to again. But it’s 100% worth it to have a good lawyer, who knows the local courts, on your side. So, go with that.

Could I make this up?

I was just on Jeopardy last week! There were a few Canadians at my audition. I hope they resolve the issue because I think the best possible contestants, regardless of nationality, are necessary for good competition. And I had tough competition. Most of the Internet was nice to me, but this was my favorite mean tweet

You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation.

It's not racist for her to talk shit about white people (we deserve it), but to assume Kesha is lying is sexist and shitty.

Not saying he’s a champion for reproductive rights, but the Pope actually did say contraception could be “permissible” for those in the areas affected by Zika.

They’re DINOSAURS!

I had to watch the music video like 20 times over the weekend.

Cop here.

I’m over crochetty old white people talking shit about Beyoncé and Cam Newton this morning. Dear fellow white people:

I have a feeling you're the type of person who is going to complain, regardless of the topic/circumstance/etc. Good luck with that.

I mentioned this in another thread last night, but I volunteered in Flint on Sunday and what struck me most was the diversity of volunteers. I was a little freaked out to see a bunch of white men in camo that looked like Ammon Bundy supporters, but the volunteer coordinator said that Michigan militias have been…

Bring back Dennis Mersereau for the weekend!

Beautiful.

Yup that was exactly it (fellow alum and sorority girl here), for those who don’t know, UM is in a very wealthy suburb of Miami so residents were basically like fuck you if you think we’re selling you real estate... Also, even having graduated many many years ago, I can tell you this video is very accurate to Miami…

miami’s marine stadium! my step mom is working hard to get this restored.

Ahh my alma mater <3

UM isn’t going to lose its rep as SuntanU anytime soon. I wonder if you can still take underwater basket weaving?