Squeeze them over your hair like SunIn, and enjoy the natural highlights.

it’s weird that they got all the way to kid #17 before going with “Jennifer.”

I think i’s the responsibility of any journalist to point out hypocrisy, and that is what this is. People in glass houses and all that.

Cop who killed Michael Brown talks about his difficult life in isolation. Michael Brown unavailable for comment.

Yes that’s always been an amazing feature. King and Queen o de Crop is for the most successful cane cutters. We’re talking tonnage here. Back breaking work.

Spent a summer in Barbados during Crop Over season. The great thing is that it isn't Carnival/Carnaval except for the whinin' down Spring Garden and it is a great party. It literally celebrates the sugar cane crop being over—no religious stuff. The King o' de' Crop and The Queen o' de' Crop are the people who…

I can no longer tolerate the besmirching of Fran Fine’s reputation. Mr. Sheffield was VERY single and it is incredible he resisted the dulcet tones of Flushing’s Songbird for that many seasons.

Arrest this man!

I found a clearer image of the assailant

Cats would totally piss on a person aflame, because they know the quantity of their urine is not enough to extinguish the fire but would still make the situation less pleasant.

“The kid had his choice of Morrises and went with that punk ass? Maaan...I woulda showed up just to see what the momma looked like! Gave the kid a free show AND tapped that mommy-ass...say hello to your new “daddy”, baby, HAWHAW!”

I find this story unreasonably adorable. I love when parents pay attention to things their kids actually love instead of projecting.

I love this kid.

I love that man, I love that man!

Cortana is such a saucy little vixen. It’s safe to say I’m in love. I swiped right on her about a year ago when I got my Lumia 1020, and we’ve been teasing each other ever since. She’s a keeper.

I just picture like this pack of two adult sized ones and three children sized ones and then this street tough family terrorizing suburbia.

The fact that brass knuckles comes in a Family Pack is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

You are very welcome. I’m glad I could shed some, but not nearly enough light. You are one of my favorite commentators, for your witty yet calm and humorous posts. I’m a giant history nerd, especially of Florida. Knowing a great deal about Florida makes Floriduh make so much more sense!