"Look here primate, Meow Mix in my bowl for the sixth day straight does constitute an emergency. I daresay it's almost a war crime. Now put down your caffeine beverage, and your personal texting box, and connect me to your feline supervisor, tout de suite. I'm tired of your mindless jibber-jabber about proper…

Did anyone else make it to the end? The narrator walking behind the tree and emerging in a new outfit is the best part.

And proud of it! Slacker 'til I die!

OMG the scrubs look. Totally forgot about that. And banana shorts. My my my, I am old.

Gen Xers everyone. Gen Xers.

i've been poor — live-in-filth, never-see-a-doctor, and go-to-bed hungry poor — and i could never have looted a death scene, knowing that it would cause further heartache to the loved ones of the dead ... my dignity was simply the most valuable thing that i owned, and it would not have been worth trading for some…

The White House photographers tend to be very highly trained photojournalists who don't direct their subjects aside from obvious posed photos (shaking hands with diplomats, etc.). They don't direct for candid photos like this. Now, it's very possible that Michelle did this on purpose or that a staffer herded them, but…

She had the audacity to be in Twilight (a series which incidentally has probably made her more financially secure than everyone else on this site combined will probably be, due to getting a percentage of the profits instead of a salary on the last ... three(?) movies), and she doesn't smile enough (despite page after…

To: Cristina Kirchner

I am a high school teacher in a relatively poor area. So many of our students fail to get eyeglasses because they think they cost $200. I love showing them Zenni's website and telling them that there is an option to get a $10 pair of glasses with no insurance. I've been using them for years. I have a huge head so I…

Good point to bring up. Prescriptions don't usually have PD (pupillary distance) on them so you're going to have to ask for it or get it yourself. For my first Zenni purchase, I took a selfie with a ruler against my face and measured it in millimeters. I also measured my old glasses to get an idea about how big the…

I vote for Zenni. I just bought my first sun glasses from them. You cannot beat the price. I got metal frames, UV protection, anti-scratch, and polarization all for $60. The UV and scratch were free. Normally these types of glasses would have cost me close to $200. While I have not tried others, I am very happy…

Yes, that green was my favorite, for sure.

God, this color. I'm in love.

GIVE IT TO ME. I love jade. Also, waist cinchiness makes this work on those of us non-models with a BMI of greater than 16. (Now I just need a couple thou)

very ethereal ...I like, and the colour is gorgeous!

WANT WANT WANT

As a Sirius/XM stockholder, let me just say thank you to the management for quickly taking that sad little person out of my investments.

These situations are always weird for me to deal with. On one hand, I come from the Louis CK brand of thinking which says that anything can be a joke, but on the other hand, I was raised by a grandfather who smacked the god into me if I didn't show respect for terms of that magnitude.