#NOTALLSLENDERMEN

It's a rule of the internet; when you say you're a Lit major you must make one spelling or grammar mistake in the same post.

I'm just a civil engineer, but isn't it complimentary, not complementary? ;-)

Ewww, Fun Dip and Pixie Sticks, the gateways to powdered drug abuse.

For the first time, you've made me sad. I will fight you, on behalf of Lady Licorice and Beloved Raisinets. Not to fucking mention Charleston Chews.

This post gets my highest of ratings...thank you, Jez!

Thre REAL THREAT is DHMO - dihydrogen monoxide .. companies put that shit in almost everything and it is a pure killer. It kills like 3,000 Americans a year.

she's right! in fact, it's not just food stamps that make it too easy. Grocery stores = dependence! Time to hunt for your food, America! Hunt for every. single. meal. Don't live near any wilderness? Hunt that rat! Eat that hobo! It's the American way.

Why did the "government bureaucrats" try to do that? Because she has adjustment disorder, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, personality disorder, and histrionic and narcissistic traits.

He actually replied to one of comments earlier this week about aluminum can pull tabs of all things. Highlight of my week.

Having wasted a huge chunk of my youth that could have been spent out having outdoor fun on making simple 555 based circuits to do fancy things like generate tones, I have to say this guy was, in fact, the man for what he did with that technology. I bet he has a lot more soldering iron burns than I do...

Meanwhile, Dan Snyder is taking notes.

Just rename the team, do a mea culpa press conference, and announce EXCITING NEW (and non-offensive) MERCHANDISE.

And you can sell through the old offensive merchandise because you won't be selling it any more.

An Asian-American NASCAR driver won a race literally two weeks ago.

I want "Hogwarts: A History." First the book, and then the 10- or 20- part BBC documentary narrated by Hermione Granger, in her best "It's levi-O-sa, not levi-o-SA" mode, featuring interviews with important figures in the present-day wizarding world (Harry, Ron, Kingsley Shacklebolt), BBC (or would it be WWN) radio…

This is BY FAR the most difficult thing I've had to write for this website.

I love you SO MUCH for being able to lay this out in a way that is both sensitive to victims of harassment (Including the First Lady of Crazy, if indeed she is) and reminds us.... this lady is this lady. She may well be telling the truth, buuuuuuuut the truth is not her strong suit. WAY TO STRADDLE A DIFFICULT LINE,…

Is it okay just to say how much admires Professor Hill? Her coolness, her self-possession under pressure, her elegant logic......she's one of my heroes.

The victim was selected when flashing high beams at a car with no lights on.