Same! It's always right as I am about to get to work, and then I have to sit in my car for an extra few minutes and compose myself.
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Thanks for making me laugh. It is always a good time for Jean Ralphio.
This article is skirting the line that Jez draws whenever anyone expects feminism out of them...
Ha! On the upside, I hear drinking your own urine is great for your skin!
Her charity was and is directly involved in the perpetuation of poverty. And it isn't even accidental. She believed that poverty and suffering were ennobling, and ensured their victims a place in heaven.
My age begins with a 3 and I couldn't agree more!
Sometimes the temptation is just too great. We've all been there.
I would like to take this opportunity to announce the 2014 Inaugural Jezebel Slut-In. We who oppose slutting-out on the grounds that outdoors slutting is not only disrespectful, but also dangerous because of unpredictable weather, will be slutting-in this Saturday from 2-4 p.m. at the VFW hall on 3rd street. Tarps…
I'm sorry for your crappy experience, but it has given me this gif, which makes me happy...
Okay, but only if we get a scene of Anjelica screaming at someone, "WITCHES work ONLY with MAGIC!!!!" And then she and Maggie Smith take off their wigs and torch some children together.
YYEEESSSS!
A thousand times, YES!
His constituents don't care if he and his staff are lazy, ineffectual, and dishonest? They don't care if he can't handle criticism without wanting to duel everyone in the room or whine that he's going to take his game and go home, and THEN we'll be sorry? Come on, even I have a higher opinion of Kentuckians than that.
That is the sexiest thing I have seen all year.
I was a mermaid. Didn't have time to finish my wig so the second night I added coral to the hair and made a little clamshell clutch.
We set my son's wheelchair up as a rolling duck blind, and went as Uncle Si and Willie.
I can't read this conversation because there are no hashtags in it.
Ha, I met Adam Ant. I sang with him briefly, actually. Incredibly surreal. Then his guitarist tried to invite me to the after after party at Adam's house because I guess I looked like I'd be willing to sleep with him to hang out with Adam? Didn't happen. Funny though!