“My God, not even an Eagle Scout could tie a better knot in that noose!”

“You have to admit, that’s a really sturdily built cross burning on the lawn.”

I don’t fucking get it. Just change it. It gives you a chance to rebrand, sell a ton of new merchandise, and come out looking better than Dan Snyder. It’s a win-win. And from a fan stand point, it’s not like if the logo changes that there will be a ban on wearing old gear you bought with the Wahoo on it. You can still…

They still put out decent episodes. There’s just not many of the quality earlier seasons had. Also Dan Castellaneta seems to be doing most of the work now.

He looks like he’s being played by Martin Short in a shitty comedy about his own life.

+1 float like a butterfly ballot

Yeah, but what if I’m paying to get drunk in public and make “whoop”-ing noises?

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

Well I guess you ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

I recognize that listmaking is inherently flawed and there is more than one album I, a woman, like on this list but I will legit fight you on “Kid A” come at me I’M READY.

I live in El Paso and always pass through these stations on our frequent road trips and this is exactly how it always plays out. This lady was just looking for an argument. She was not standing up for a cause, she was not being a champion for the American Citizens. She just wanted a story to tell her other teacher…

Funny that it now gets the “snowflake” treatment. I’ve watched a thousand of these videos going back to like ‘09, and lots were made by tea party patriots. I wonder what changed.

Also, Patrick died on his way back to his home planet.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Transporting 100 ETOH patients would be a nightmare, logistically. Even if you put two per ambulance, that’s 50 separate runs. Factoring in the heat, a lot of them probably needed IV hydration, which means you need a medic and not “just” an EMT (note: I’m an EMT, don’t @ me. But at least in my state, we can’t start…

How about giving my 86 year old father a break? It works for him. Me, I use a tablet computer.

I always like when they show a 2 hour and 15 minute movie on there and they wall off 4 hours for it.

I’m trying to remember if TBS is that station where I’ve started watching a movie then given up because I curse that that’s the seventh commercial in a row, and they are showing more of them the farther into the movie you get.

You’re a typo.