They’re going to move the jury box to the other side of the room.

Chloe on 24 > Chloe on Smallville > Chloe on Lucifer

What part of the article where the bartender defends the sign by saying his many Hispanic customers haven’t complained about it didn’t you read?

Aww, you’re cute!

READ THE COMMENT, which states that once minimum wage is dead, $0.50/hr. jobs will be available.

What, you don’t draw dicks on your wife’s forehead if she falls asleep during movie night at home?

I get where you’re coming from, but ask yourself: would Franken have tried the same joke if the woman was awake? What if he’d asked her ‘hey, let’s get a funny picture where it looks like I’m grabbing your boobs, everyone will think its hilarious’?

Exactly. Kimmel is sexist much in the same way that Report-era Stephen Colbert is conservative.

Lest we forget “Win Ben Stein’s Money”

Give Sean some credit: he can be both of those things

“I do not care if Jesus Himself dropped an F bomb in a CLOSED MEETING.”

IF

As the saying goes, “close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades” (coincidentally, this is also the name of a midway game at Action Park).

Honestly, when I read the headline I wasn’t sure if the article was going to be anti-Vivek for saying “your people” or pro-Vivek for supporting the protests.

Yes, it’s very sarcastic. Everyone got the joke but you.

Look, if the kid didn’t have access to a gun he just would’ve stabbed her or run her over with the family car. 9 year-old boys are going to do stuff like this whether guns are legal or not.

He’ll always be the host of ‘Win Ben Stein’s Money’ to me (that was before we knew what Ben Stein was really like).

They were just working their way through medical school.

Is he complaining, or simply observing?

Sledgehammer guy is the mayor now.