Ditto. I’m not usually one to complain/worry about lost or altered functionality on new hardware (onward and upward I say!), but losing TouchID hurts. I can unlock my phone while it’s traveling from my pocket to line-of-sight... FaceID’s gonna have to be awfully fast to make up for that.

“I’m not racist, but”

Ironically he will die of dysentery, left untreated because he can’t afford the bill.

Norway is about to free that terrorist who shot up a camp full of children

What about the woman dating a man old enough to have been respectably fathered by her? She doesn’t have an issue with the age gap, she’s in control of who she dates. So, maybe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Because it’s a highly efficient file format, most likely.

Something tells me a bullet won’t be the last thing Blaine will be catching in his mouth.

I’m really at a loss. In all sincerity, I’m not even sure what I’ve said to offend you. You just kinda started yelling at me!

Geezus, calm down. If anyone isn’t reading the comments here, it’s you... the post that I was replying to stated that ‘extremely funny people’ are typically ‘complete assholes’ (I even quoted that for clarity!)

Ah, right... redacted. My point stands though: plenty of extremely funny people who aren’t complete assholes.

He’s funny as hell but the Venn diagram of “extremely funny people” and “complete assholes” is very nearly two concentric circles

She married him too, from what I’ve heard.

FIFY:

Jesus, wait’ll they find out they have a song called ‘The National Anthem’. They’re mocking Amurica!

I love Joe. His album ‘Bitchface’ is amazing.

Tragedy + time = comedy.

Ah, cut the guy some slack. Maybe he read this old interview with Landis where she said:

Don’t forget THREATS of rape and/or murder. Those are still OK.

I’d probably just buy a nicer house and car. But we’re different people, you and I.

I don’t know that anyone said it was life-threatening. She said it was ‘severe’. And most times, you can just move away from the allergen... not a lot of wiggle room when you’re trapped in a plane with recirculated air though.