If that’s the same terminal that United flies out of, your photo-op will be delayed.

Put your money where your mouth is and post your last 10 text conversations and emails in this thread.

“Four? You’re two years too late for your kid to make it to the varsity squad, lady!”

The most amazing part of the Kevin Smith story? That he only ate ~$15 worth of food. Zing!

In my defense, my original commend did say “most households that I know”. Not “every household everywhere”.

That’s awesome that your mom was the handy one.

To your latter question: I really have no idea why. I’m not saying *all* the guys I know how to do this (nor that all women are clueless... my next door neighbour, who became a great friend over the years, owned a contracting company and she’s forgotten way more than I’ll every know).

Eh, maybe it’s just my wife :) I once asked for a chisel and she brought me a flat-head screwdriver. She cares not to learn the difference.

Plenty of people with shitty bosses who won’t get to tell their tale and earn huge sums of money, dude.

Not quite what I’m saying. But if it came down to it, I think most men could cook for themselves and keep the house tidy if their wives were to leave them to fend for themselves. They wouldn’t need to hire a personal chef and maid :)

In all sincerity, I think that’s great. Everyone should know how to do these things (assuming you have a need to do them, i.e. you own a home as opposed to rent an apartment) so you don’t waste money hiring out to do relatively simple tasks.

Presented without comment.... one of the following statements is true in most households I know. I’ll leave it to Dear Reader to guess which one it is:

She probably wouldn’t have been permitted to marry him (by his family at least) without converting.

I have a nearly-identical mount from MPow... bought it on Amazon for $9. This is probably the same product, just rebranded.

I have a nearly-identical mount from MPow... bought it on Amazon for $9. This is probably the same product, just…

10-to-1 that he’s been “born again”. Probably happened while in prison... makes for a good probation hearing.

Slowing down when being tailgated is taught in driver’s ed. I use it all the time; a car gets on my rear, I lay off the gas for a few seconds. I accelerate back to my previous speed and presto: a gap appears!

That, plus the $100M they raised.

Well, I guess we know who WON’T be sending their child to the Milford Academy.

“Ma, you need to go to Costco again!”

What a jerk.