My wife tends to align with her female friends more than with me when an idea is suggested. Quick example: I'd been pushing to get some nice wainscotting put up in our home, but she insisted it wouldn't look good, etc. Shortly thereafter, we have breakfast with our friends (let's call them Bob & Carol) where she…

They added an odour to the carbon monoxide? As if there's a supply of carbon monoxide somewhere that's being piped in?

What article were you reading??

Dummies. I mean, in what world is a handful of tomato bits and a dollop of sour cream NOT "supreme". You'd think they were expecting more meat or something. And since all the ingredients are listed clearly on the menu, they should TOTALLY know the difference going in.

Watching Che struggle to read the Weekend Update cue cards every week on SNL will take him out of competition.

"The Daily Show would like to welcome our newest sponsor, Sherrie's Berries"

I really wish there were an angle showing Prince's reaction to this douchebaggery.

I'm starting to think that the Grammsy should be split into two halves: "musicians" and "performers".

Full disclosure: I do not watch wrestling (I came here from the Gizmodo sidebar... I wanted to see why folks wanted refunds, dammit!).

Maybe. But it is definitely wrong that you thought of the singer before you thought of the legendary boxer:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_John…

As someone who doesn't use Twitter, you don't understand how the timeline functions (but please, don't let that stop you from telling us how WE should use it), and that reading a long missive in that format is not the easiest.

"I wish people would stop talking about Igloo"

Skynet is also in the murda bidness.

His contribution may not be equal, societally speaking.... but there is only ONE creator of Minecraft. If someone else could've done it, they would've done it.

It's OK if he compares it to heterosexuality, I guess? You didn't mention it, so...

That explains why kids have so many spinal problems:

To be fair "professional hula-hoopist" WAS on her vision board.

Yeah, but we gave you Neil Young too. DOES THAT COUNT FOR NOTHING?!!?