More of a Fire Marshall Bill.

This situation isn’t funny, but damn if that isn’t true. He looked like he was holding back a boner.

Christ, even in the still images he has that “face about to be melted by the Ark” scary vibe to it.

Serves the Tim Horton’s worker right for asking her how she felt about fellow Canadian James Paxton recently throwing a no-hitter on Canadian soil.

Well, at least this settles the debate — people who stand to poop are monsters.

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

My guess is they wouldn’t let her use the bathroom because she didn’t buy anything?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Toilet roll up the rim.

“We were aware of this incident after it occurred and we immediately began conducting an administrative investigation into the conduct of the officer involved, which will completely exonerate him and assign all blame to that dubious-looking guy with the ‘Mentos,’ which, every officer knows, are most commonly used…

♪♪ Living in America ♪♪

The cop saved everyone in there that day. All that was left for this terrorist to do was grab a Diet Coke and that place would have exploded.

the real question is how much money will I lose before I stop betting against this team.

This is a fun story, particularly because it’s hard to dislike a team that is a new franchise and hasn’t given us enough reasons to love or hate them yet.

The Knights are why I think the Caps finally beat the Penguins this year. Our destiny is to finally get past the 2nd round, and then the conference finals, just so we can lose in the finals to a first year expansion team that was put together by our former GM.

Fleury vs the Pens.

This clip cuts out a little early, but right after this, it was just image after image of people clapping and crying.

See those 2 aids he is using to walk? It means he isn’t walking without assistance. He may never walk unassisted again.

Glad to hear the commenteriat sound off on this one. I literally shed a tear watching the man that ran a 4.3something limp to the podium. I can’t think of any scene that would be a more compelling argument for a talented young athlete to not play football. Surprised Goodell wasn’t cunning enough to use him as a human…

Please never try to play football again.