Everything about this shot is perfect. Chip Somodevilla deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this: photographic timing, capturing the pocket square in the background, everything. I love this so much.

Dani could’ve said she don’t want hire anyone with hammer toes in her house and that’s her prerogative. Those two ugly ass bros can go fuck themselves, starting shit for ratings. Correct me if I’m wrong but “pretty” ain’t a protected class of people and statistically, they have a better chance of getting hired than…

Aquamandingo

Hey man, Roman Reigns got the promo game down! When in doubt, end a sentence with the word “bitch!”

I thoroughly enjoyed the appropriate appropriations of Stone Cold’s “...gimme a hell yeah” and then the “What” responses from the crowds.
There are a lot of people in WWE that could learn a thing or two about promos from this.

If a wrestler had cut a promo this good, it’d be all I could think about for days. This was absolutely phenomenal

Not only did he stand, his wheelchair insurance will be through USAA.

Just take my star and we’ll never speak of this again

In Canada, I believe it doesn’t matter as long as you’re polite about it.

Holy crap, man. The fact that it was your first thought...bravo, you dark bastard.

But was the National Anthem playing when he stood?

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

MELT THE LIBERTY BELL

I mean it’s a matter of taste and it’s pretty much impossible to argue. That being said, if the Blackhawks and Red Wings aren’t your #1 and 2, respectively, then you’re wrong and I hate you.

I call bullshit on that. Greatest logo in the history of human civilization.

3rd best logo in NHL history.

You know you gotta fuck up pretty bad to be worse than Penn State, yet here we are.

Time served for being a Jet is being taken in to consideration.