Anything’s better than another U2 album.

Every time I get really high I’m like “someone drugged me!” Which is true, because I am someone.

Seriously, can I get that crap off of my phone yet?

A punch in the teeth is better than a new U2 album.

Sad part is, Johnny’s family is still rich, someone just told him there was an 8-ball of cocaine under there and he’s been searching ever since.

Watched it again over the weekend. It’s still as amazing as ever.

I only have a Lone Star to give you.

It depends if there’s a blanket with your baby there.

being from Houston, and working the area I would say no, unless being under the boardwalk at the Jersey Shore is rapey and covered in spent hep c and hiv needles

Better than a new U2 album.

I was just glassin’ through these comments and you get a star strictly for your screen name.

Is being under the bridge at the Galleria in Houston as magical as being under the boardwalk on Jersey Shore?

I’m bummed that I liked this so much cause pretty clearly something pretty bad happened to this woman, but funny is still funny. Take your damn star

“hello the owner of this phone Courtney. I am buying an iPad.”

Right? Why is this video a thing?

“hello the owner of this phone Courtney. I am buying an iPad.”

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

“Video of Courtney Roland inside ambulance shortly after she was found in Galleria.”

WWII certainly was, though WWI is too much of a cluster of crazy for me to blame on any one thing.