JayScottSmith
JayScottSmith
JayScottSmith

What killed my nostalgia boner was seeing that, even 90 years ago, players were stupid enough to slide into first.

If you look closely at the crowd, you can see a young Jamie Moyer soaking up the action.

If only someone had told the pitcher to watch out for McNeely, on account of him being Irish.

The belt thing is cool, although if we're going to grade them on realism, the West Virginia state wrestling champion is usually given suspenders instead.

(Obviously I am talking about the success and fortune that comes with being a collegiate football player.)

This is all fake, you know. None of it is real.

Those California water restrictions are getting scary.

The mixture of equal parts Fat Bud and Bud Light offers a taste complexity that meets in the middle of fraternity house mattress and homelessness.

Within minutes, Bumgarner was suspended for four games by the NFL.

Gonna need Jim Ross commentary.

Ned Yost is the platonic ideal of the baseball manager who does things just to look like he's doing something.

The guy is an idiot, makes all the wrong decisions, but won anyway.

He did not appear to have a beer bottle dick.

Kill football.

I feel like that's probably what the rest of the Deadspin crew is doing to Samer this morning. U-S-A chant and all.

This year's 0-4 start gave the Raiders 10 straight losses dating back to last November, and the team's -51 point differential this year is good for the second-worst mark in the league.

Last night, the Raiders, who suck, announced that Allen had been sacked.

Did you consider "LaRon Landry Responds to PED Suspension with Penis Allusion" as a headline?

From what I've heard about PED side effects, I'm guessing his penis is pretty goddamn far from being a foot.