Clearly, Special teams play needs a serious upgrade in Miami

Shortly after this video came out, Vince McMahon signed these guys to be Adam Rose's new Rosebuds.

Lions gonna Lion

Shows you where the NFL is where the voice of reason is a guy who only beats up dudes, not women and children. And, that's a damn adorable Under Armor billboard he has.

Quagmire no longer regrets letting her get away

Of all the hills to die on, Stephen A. is choosing in 2014 to try to downplay Domestic Violence — which has been a problem in the NFL since they were using leather helmets — as his Sitting Bull, his Hamburger Hill. He's a rant or two away from having his own show on Fox News with Herman Cain and Dr. Ben Carson.

Floyd Mayweather thinks the NFL was too harsh on Ray Rice. I'm sure OJ Simpson, Chris Brown, and the estates of Ike Turner, Richard Pryor, and Rick James are planning their statements of solidarity as well.

The most 'Merica uniforms in history. Whenever the Terps score a TV, a Middle Eastern nation gains its freedom and opens a McDonald's.

The GIF of Chris Conte stumbling to the ground after the Fred Jackson stiff-arm fits here.

Considering Seattle has actually won more Stanley Cups than Vancouver and Winnipeg (both versions) combined, and as many as Calgary, it's worth a shot. Quebec City is an obvious choice too. While I'd love to see the return of the Whale in Hartford, I know that won't happen. Also, what won't happen is them getting rid…

It HAS to be!

I've believed for years that baseball could be the first professional sport that could see a woman thrive would be baseball (basketball is based too much on size and strength, while football and hockey...fuck that!). Young Ms. Davis would have to develop a killer knuckle ball, even if she maxes out at say 80 mph in…

But, you know, let's not make this about race...

+2 & a game misconduct

+5

What in the fresh hell did I just watch? The thing that scares me the most is that this might have been pre-recorded and this was the BEST take of what she did.

As someone who has freelanced for a number of publications before finally getting that life raft floated in my direction a year ago, I can relate to that Freelancer Struggle Life. The thing that you didn't touch on are some freelancers going out of their way to make it out to be this great life based on it being…

Oh, those wacky Hasslehoff children...

I hate myself for laughing so loudly at that comment.

Can I buy some pot from Adolpho? (I mean, it would cost me 4 games, but still...)