Years ago I pulled up to the aftermath of a Stanley Steamer van having blown a light and eaten a '65 Mustang convertible.

@Jim-Bob-goin' for 400,000 miles in his D22 Frontier: How is the project going anyway?

@golddiggersof2033: 'Platonicly' go down. Never heard that one before. Wow.

@quadrent: Evil treant, nice.

@vicariousrider: I doubt it would fit. A turbo might, just might, bolt on to either the 3.0L or 4.0L offered in these things.

@dataPOG: No, I've owned two. They're RWD or AWD.

@autocannibal: I would pay money to see that.

@Crash Bandihoon: Vladimir Putin is my co-, er, driver: Well played.

@///Mink: Nah, a small RWD bullet proof van is useful to anyone.

So, does she qualify for the bat-shit crazy calender?

@Booda-San: Wow...tasteful.

@Ash78 valiDATES MODELS: Thank you. I needed the laugh today.

@djdare: Here's another fun trick, if he's still in the 'why' stage. Ask, "why do you think?"

@Muscles Marinara: Ran when parked...

@TheAntiCat: I'll tip a bottle of Jim Beam in your honor.

@stephen.morrish: It depends on what state you are in here.

@djdare: Amazing what they'll fixate on, isn't it?

@dshaff36: Ah, okay. Target seemed a little upscale for this car.

They have perfected dragon repellent.

@chairmanofthebored: By the red shopping carts I'm guessing K-Mart.