Suicide prevention hotline:

You think it’s bad now, wait until the parking company calculates the fee.

That’s why they ask Jesus to take the wheel

Oh dear god the Shelby Lancer. My friend at the drag strip got one as a project car. He got it cheap because it was missing the most valuable part.....

Sure that’s not a Cutlass Ciera wagon?

Daytona Turbo Z. Lusted after them when they were new, and still think they look good.

Am I doing this right?

Omg yes! Cuz I need opinions/advice... Ok so first... This is my pup, Bodhi. I adore him - he’s super smart and super high energy but he’s seemed a little... Down. I get this feeling that he wants a friend... And then today I come across this girl at a local shelter...

This is Tovah. She has been my bestie through thick and thin for the past 7 years.  

Teddy! (My then 3-year old daughter named him). He’s a total wimp, and a love bug.

I get the feeling my dog only loves me for my money.

This is the look Orion gave me when I stopped scratching his head.

I feel your pain the idea of talking to strangers face to face fills me with terror.

My circle of friends calls that “bonable dudes, crime edition”

Better than not buying a welder’s mask and watching it.

Even this idiot car thief knew not to look at the sun without some sort of protection unlike one particular billionaire playboy real estate salesman from NYC turned President

Smarter than the dude who bought eclipse glasses to weld.

Something something always the answer.

Sequins are actually very inexpensive. Hand-sewing them to fabric? That’s the expensive luxurious part.