Agreed. You see him, as soon as he gets up, bends over like you do when you get the wind knocked out.

I was going to say, that'd probably make me toss my gatorade. Especially if you'd had a belly full of just liquid from rehydrating.

I've never had an IV, but I don't think IV fluids go to your stomach. They surely end up in your bladder, but do they go through your stomach to get there?

"I had a lot of fluids in my stomach from rehydrating and everything, so I probably regurgitated a lot of that and threw up a little bit. But I was able to stay in the game."

Takeru Kobayashi's performance in the 100 Cow Brains Challenge was indeed a heroic and transcendent one.

Looked like he took a helmet to the gut.

Pete Prisco thinks Jadeveon Clowney is a pussy for not playing during this.

*Yawn* Call me when someone breaks out the Cunt Punt during a game.

This is the problem with some of these policies. In the real world, there is immunity. Many of the services now have immunity for victims.

Sexual assault. Indecent exposure. Conduct unbecoming. Depending on rank, a few other things as well.

GQ is totally queer- I think Magary even refers to it as "Big Gay." How do you write articles like this without, say, telling the flyboys if Saban is well hung?

WHO THE FUCK READS LAST SENTENCES?

Jesus, Aaron. I didn't know you liked to get wet, dog.

This is very surprising. If there's one guy who always seemed to take the best care of his body, it was John Kruk.

Oh, there's no question Kris Jenner is behind the TMZ stories this weekend. Harvey Levin (the TMZ founder) co-hosted her shitty talk show a week or so ago.

"Sure smoke all the crack you want but this intervention is about cheating on a kardashian. If you smoke crack we can put that all on you but if you cheat on khloe that could hurt our image so its important you dont do that"

No problem! Unless someone has been addicted they just don't understand what that "vicious cycle" really is. I just recently completed an outpatient rehab program. This was the first time out of at least 6-7 outpatient/inpatient/detox attempts that I actually finished. And I am only 26. Addiction to anything isn't…

To be fair, math is hard.

The "silver screen" thing really doesn't work, though.

I've found the hoaxer!