Anyone else feel like he's had work done. He doesn't strike me as the type but I think there's a weird thing with really rich people that it's a peer pressure thing. I worked for pretty famous guy who wasn't particularly vain but after vaca with much more famous, über-wealthy guy who'd had work done he suddenly…

I just think that these shows are so completely contrived (the fight b/w he and Kris, too, btw) that he's playing a caricature of what Ryan Seacrest thinks we want him to be. Seacrest wants us to think he's a bro. Wants us to think Dissick is a drunk and a-hole and that Kim is the prettiest Persian girl at the mall…

Agree completely.

Most informative thing I've read in a long time. Thank you for that.

I heard another interesting theory on Rose and it's thst even if he only bet on his team, as he claims, that as a manager/player, he'd only be betting on games he thought they could win (if you know you had pitcher throwing garbage b/c of sore elbow against someone dealing dirt, he wouldn't place the bet) and if your…

"Oh, my lips are numb just thinkin about it."

YES! The best.

I wasn't buying that she was drunk. The original drunk histories had non-famous people getting hammered and it was brilliant. This was funny and all (always great when the person acting out scene mouths clumsy words of narrator) but the funny or die episodes felt more authentic. And the people got more hammered. I…

I spent 15 minutes trying to figure out who the guy was from "frat bro slam piece" email so I think I'm fairly curious but, like Farrah Abraham video, I just couldn't. I can't. I'm a straight male, too, I might add - then again, maybe that's why I'm not curious. If I want to seek naked women, I want to see them…

I copy/pasted this into a comment but stupid Kinja fails on my iPad. This was amazing. My new "cunt punt." Albeit authored by someone genuinely likable.

Why am I thinking of that movie with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Phillipe?

Anyone who knows NFL scouting-type stuff know whether Manziel really pro prospect?

I couldnt figure out why Manziel did the espn piece but this makes sense. The piece went to some length to describe the family's independent wealth (country clubs, steak house dinner, etc.) in effort to dispell misdirected criticism into his jet set lifestyle. I think his family has some dough but not commensurate…

I know/hope he's trolling but Im so sick of these douches. if this guy has ever banged a chick Id be surprised and if he did, she wasn't remotely attentive or conscious.

You realize those figures depicted above werent real people? It was someone's perspective?

I live with your mom. She says hi and wants me to tell you to come up from the basement bc your meatloaf is ready.

Is it me or does he seem so strangly divorced from reality?

Dude, I read same thing into it. Maybe not confession but at least admission to being "less than." I'm not a criminal lawyer but what the fuck was he thinking? This seems to be something that could be authenticated (handwriting, signsture, origin, etc) pretty easily at trial. I just don't understand why people ever…

Dude, have you ever been laid by a chick? Your mom doesn't count and neither does your cousin if it was in your mom's basement.

Wait? This guy kidnapped and enslaved three women for over a decade (combined). He somehow thought that he'd get away with it. Almost did. But that delusion, itself, should support the fact that nothing he says should be taken as anything approaching a rational person's reaction. What he did was unequivocally…