Ahem, I’m just a normal chucklefuck, the only diapers I change are on my kid and thank you very much but my Corvette displays FIVE digits on the odometer! Just over 43k on a car older than myself. ;)

To be fair you can say that about a lot of countries and their people.

Seconding that, never met an Iranian who wasn’t an enjoyable person, but the government is a bunch of twits.

Don’t confuse the Iranian people with the government.

Because only like 6 people would get it.

fuck_your_tater_tots (must be a family name)

As an owner of an HHR SS yes I did. I was coming from a 2 seater pickup truck and wanted something with a back seat, 4 doors, was good on gas, had some room to haul some things, and was also sporty and had some pickup. The HHR SS fit all those requirements. With the GM Stage kit installed I get nearly 300HP but still…

The real reason as to why Rick George took over as EIC at Jalopnik is not because of what you think. This is what really happened.

You don’t know the model # and make of your oil filter by heart? Seriously, I don’t know what my plates say, but I know what filter is on the car.

Chrome or gtfo. (I’m surfing on safari on my iPhone. Piece of shot iPhones can’t use damn chrome godImissmyandroiduggfhhhhhhhhsggajj

Rocket power my friend....Rocket power. Enough torque to counter rotate the Earth.

As the owner of a pair of boobs as well as two cars, it’s actually not too difficult. Just keep your eyes on the road like you’re supposed to anyway.

C4s are better than Miatas, though. :p

You’ve got a “let me get this straight” AND a “must be nice” AND a “first world problems” AND a “much.” Now that’s an internet comment.

They look like cars. That’s about where it ends.

I couldn’t see a damn thing out of the back of the Alfa 4C. I didn’t care.

I hate myself for laughing at that.

Dear Chevrolet,