Starting price at less than $60k.... Consider the game changed.

Cutler retired man, let it go.

“The inverse of Lolita” is such a strange, gravid phrase that it makes me furrow my brow in the real world. I am furrowing my brow rn.

Three on the tree, amirightpeople?

Blacked out lights.

You could drill all the way to the center of the Earth, it won’t make Kansas anything other than a shitty cookiecutter.

Waaaaay early reveal on Filip.

Sad but true. Some of these unfortunate souls even get elected president..

Nearly wrote “Florida Man” about five times while putting this together.

+1 summer in a caravan

Fookin’ Pikeys

Also worked for Johnny Five.

Yeah ... shouldn’t drive with a chip like that in the windshield....

Pontiac Solstice. I know this to be true because it was my favorite car in Dirt 2.  

I have an ugly teal 2000 F150 with one of those cab and a half arrangements. You know them, it has the tiny doors on the back that will trap you in a parking lot. And yes, it will carry 6 people, 3 of which will be uncomfortable and three of which will be only slightly less uncomfortable.

2009 cobalt ss/tc sedan. Just a tune is almost 300whp, brembo brakes, LSD trans, handles amazingly, but looks like a turd. Car and driver actually had one of these on the lightning lap in 2008. It beat pretty much everything that was there (Evo X, IS F, S2000, WRX STI, S5, lotus elise sc, challenger srt8, csrt-4,…

You know it.

They already say that you drive the 460 horsepower Grand Sport like it’s a Miata-esque momentum car, and the ZR1 has even more aero, more mechanical grip, and more capable dampers. a 300 horspower ZR1 would probably be able to be driven flat out through a lot of race tracks, never lifting, just counting on aero and…

You’ve been reading my dream diary again

Or just bring back the Corvair.