JasonStern911
JasonStern911
JasonStern911

While I doubt Subaru's WRC performance has the slightest bearing on the average Subaru owner, the "Cheap AWD reliable" part is 100% spot on. Where I live, we only see a couple of snow days a year. But those snow days, plus the occasional ski/snowboarding trip is enough to sell a couple of my coworkers. Factory turbo

Ugly and wrong-wheel drive. But...

Bad choice. Even ignoring the reliability of the Renesis...

Stock DSMs are totally reliable - even the 7-bolt 4G63's. Too bad a stock DSM is about as common as the Easter Bunny.

The Ford Escort had far too many known engineering flaws (exhaust seats deteriorating, coil springs snapping in half, etc.) to deserve more praise.

That's not a flaw. It's a feature: auto-lubricated parking spots.

Failed attempt at sarcasm on my part. My car has factory Litronic headlights.

How do you make an iconic $75k car depreciate as fast as a Mercedes? Design the engine with an intermediate shaft using a bearing that is prone to failure without giving owners any notice, grenading a $15,000 motor.

Throttle body injection on a turbocharged car. Why?

Not sure why Honda tried to prove that they could build a hybrid car that gets worse fuel economy than their conventional gasoline powered engines.

Beautiful write up. I came to post the exact same thing.

Middle of the day in the desert? Better turn my fog lights on...

Those dumb idiot other drivers think I have my brights on all the time.

Maybe the car is just smart enough not to be a Beavers fan...? :P

One exception - the guy who buys the bad-ass body kit, pays to have it installed or manages to install it himself, but then cannot afford to actually have the car painted. As a result, he's stuck driving his "red and primer" Honda Corolla all over town.

In the Boxster owner's defense, to quote a Porsche mechanic, "Every time you put the top down, but $10 in the glove box. That way, when it breaks, you have the money to fix it."

The speed was unconfirmed, but I doubt it is as high as you are making it out.