The approach I used on my Jaguar X-type was to keep at it, systematically eliminating potential causes, starting with the easiest. If you just work with steady determination in that manner, eventually the bulb in the CEL will burn out.

The full $70 million fine cost of doing business is the largest that FINRA’s ever issued.

People say a 5 book headstart, but it was a 4 book headstart. The last 2 books are just one big book, split based on geography.

Jesus. This guy is wasted on Arkansas. He should just go found New Wakanda or something.

I kinda prefer the larger numbers....

NASCAR fans

That cop is an idiot - and a hazard. I’ve been the driver in this situation (not pregnant though). I got lit up by a cop on a secondary highway with no shoulder. I knew there was a pullout three kilometers ahead. I slowed down, put on my hazards and drove to the pullout. The cop thanked me for thinking about his…

Good satire is hard to come by these days.

Listen up, liberal

This outage is like a microcosm of our country as a whole. There were a lot of interlocking dependent failures (starting with failure to winterize gas facilities, but many more on top of that) with pet projects from both ends of the political spectrum contributing. But, when the failure happened all our illustrious…

“Quickly, Jan, light up the David Tracy signal! “
-Allegedly overheard in the Merc pits.

As the wheel is still on technically they still haven’t finished the pitstop.

Agreed. If the whip hits, you are damn close to the ceiling of the garage

Precisely. Fixed rear windows were just a particularly vivid example of a general contempt for the customer that would not have been remotely possible had the Big 3 not been protected from foreign competition by a tremendous legacy of brand (and domestic manufacturer) loyalty—a legacy they spent most of the 80s…

Woah... You can actually just change light bulbs??

Ah yes, the Sunglasses Law of Inverse Proportionality of Price to Time Before They’re Lost Forever.

Totally agree. I'd also argue that if people with actual Indian heritage saw his performance and thought he was Indian, it wasn't an insulting stereotype of a character (I've never seen the movie, so I won't speak to it more than that). So I think it's not totally unreasonable that he meant to do the character…

I don’t know. Do you think they’re ready? Maybe we should hook them up with some average looking cars first to help build up their confidence before going for the really attractive ones.

I was pretty intrigued by the headline, then I got to the word “Florida”. I stopped reading, this is just another weird/scary/unbelievable but true story about the devil’s vortex that is known as Florida.