“One can still easily spot no fewer than ten Tim Tebow jerseys at home games despite the notable fact that he never made the fucking team. “

In all honesty, Trump really reminds me of the puppet candidate Red Skull ran for President early in The Bucky Cap era.

This reminds me, did anyone else notice how gross the hot tub water looked during last night’s diving coverage?

That is possibly the best joke I’ve seen here. Well done to you both!

I’m pretty sure this might be a first for F1. Does anyone know if a driver did this back in the “put out the cigarette before closing the helmet visor” days of the 60's and 70's?

Because Kinja... It doesn't matter, your intent came through loud and clear. I couldn't agree more, and I'm stealing your stolen quote!

Give up, I’ve lost count how many times I’ve tried using this logic to support lane splitting only to be rebuffed by the “its not fair” argument. This leads to everyone has the option to choose their mode of transportation, each of which has costs and benefits. A bike has the benefit of lane splitting and shorter…

This made me irrationally happy!

Maybe we can find an Audi engineer to explain it...

As a Taco owner (this may be heresy), the old Nissans were and still are worthy comparisons.

I knew this was coming, mainly because I literally thought that at the OP’s first reply. But you get a star anyway for being on the same page!

Been there man... I really wish Kinja allowed you to delete posts, I'm still getting flack for forgetting 4-Runners have coils in the back instead of the Tacoma leafs from 6 months ago. I might have been drunk posting at the time...

Well done! Well done indeed.

I'm guessing he found this by searching DeMuro's browser history... Most people have porn, Doug has Hummer destruction videos...

I thought it was "I made more money than you'll ever see for those shitty Twilight movies".

Wholly agree!! Unless you’re a real sommelier, the only acceptable ways to describe wine are “That’s good/bad," and "I prefer something a little drier/sweeter."

I really tried to think of one as well. I just can’t think of a way to do the neutral/in gear transition without a clutch. Even with the power/weight ratio of a sprint car, I can’t see it ending in anything other than a stall.

I thought I’d make it safe for work...

As I recall, its because they are either in or out of a fixed gear. They get a push and pop it into gear to start the car. That's a very short, sloppy explanation; I'm sure someone will correct me with this being the internet and all...

Ask and you shall receive!