I think the guy that filmed this is a snitch and I hope every car he ever owns suffers from constant electrical gremlins as karmic payback.

The S-Class is like a cocoon of fanciness; you go inside and emerge with better, finer tastes.

This hypermiling shit has gotten out of hand.

This type of behavior is typical of somebody with poor Esteem

He went the Samurai route instead

Also the correct answer to any question is “Miata.”

That was a very Swift way of living up to your name.

It’s sad, really- Komatsu is a great kayaker and he could have teamed up with him for two-man events as a Suzuki Sidekick.

The folks over at Jalopnik could have told you that Suzukis were a non-starter.

They were getting more out of the 60s mustangs. The oil crisis and CAFE and emissions standards were hard to meet for V8s in that time.

Awwwww yeah, 800 horses in front and two midgets in the back. It’s Wednesday night...

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Avatar checks out.

Wait, you’re NOT supposed to wheeze terribly after running a half mile?

Sounds like your mom.

Go watch the finish of the Bristol race in 1999, the famous “rattle his cage” incident with Terry Labonte. The place erupted in boos as soon as it happened and they lasted through his interview.

Too bad noone told him there were going to be hop-ons.

I have an 07 Altima and I have similar thoughts. I want a new car, but I don’t need one. Mine works fine right now and does everything I need it to and I actually find it fun to drive. CVT and all. :-/