My dumbshit dog went outside this morning and proceeded to stand in the largest puddle in our backyard, stock still, in the same rain, for 20 full minutes. Should we hold a vigil?

If past history is any indication, people are going to be a lot more upset about the dog left out in the rain, than they will be over the loss of 162 people on the Air Asia flight.

lol!! It's not like the dog doesn't have a roof over its head, and it's not like the dog has never been in the rain before.....

This is an outrage! I'm totally call....Excuse me. (stepping over homeless guy) How dare they keep an animal outside for 30 minutes! I'm never flying United again!

This is still better than Soviet Russia, where comcast has you. Or something.

Please do not be alarmed. We are about to engage The Nozzle.

What really annoys me is when I get to the airport and I have to pull the plane out of the hangar by myself.

"How would you beat him?"

Think I'll stick to vaping the green stuff. We were doing it first anyway.

Things he has done in 6 years.. Passed Healthcare, Killed Osama (Yes he is DEAD, we don't need pictures), Saved the auto industry (millions of recalls yes, but it was saved from bankruptcy), Saved Wall Street, Added 10.6M new jobs, Dow is at an all time high along with corporate profits, we are more respected around…

Awesome! Can they do a Boeing B314 "Pan Am Clipper" next - please?

I can't speak for all flight attendants, but I like the new rules. People sometimes need their phones, and I don't care to entertain them. I know that people are not listening to the safety demo and, if you actually know what's going on, that's fine. but please know that there are people who don't understand how an…

Yes you are. The idea of "dressing up" when out in public has almost completely gone away, at least in the US, but the concept was that civilized people would WANT to look their best when out in public. It, at the very least, shows respect for those around you.

No one is saying you have "dress up", I usually wear a shirt, some jeans and a pair of comfortable shoes, but seriously WTF is up with the slept pajama bottoms and stained sweat pants. Have a little bit of dignity you're out in public for God's sake!

According to the historically accurate Fallout series, I thought it was the Chinese that invaded Alaska.

I fly every week, several times a week. Even the few degrees of recline that an economy seat offers helps a little in saving my back on a long flight. My position is I pay for the ergonomics of the seat I purchased. If I purchase a 1st class seat, I expect to use the amenities of a first class seat, including…

Is Sin City 2 in that club now? (too soon?)

See the problem is all the other guys that pulled it off where actually good actors. Affleck is a mediocre actor at best and only pulls off the role of Boston douche bag so perfectly because he is one.

Those who are here can place no hope in Affleck when he is acting, directing is another story.